Friday, 7 April 2017
Monday, 13 March 2017
"All Wrapped Up" - A book review by Thakane Masia
Title: "All Wrapped Up"
Author: Holly Smale
Genre: Drama, Factual
Rating: 3.5 stars
Holly Smale, the author of the 6-book Geek Girl series, released this novella right after her first book, 'The Original Geek Girl'. In this book, we follow A 15 year old Harriet Manners, as she goes on her first date. This book is set during Christmas time in England. Harriet is the Girl who is always her 'geeky-self' around everyone. She is the girl who harnesses the geekiest in everyone and wears it proudly. At first, she is worried and stressed about everything, but as her life progresses and goes on, naturally, everything falls into place and by the end of the story, everybody is satisfied and ready to get back to reality.
The drama, stress and heartbreak is over. It's all wrapped up!
I would recommend this book especially for people who would like to read and learn and be entertained at the same time.
Jokes - by Bomzi Vokwana
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will Let it go.
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry
Q: What did the pencile say to the other pencil?
A: your looking sharp.
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy
A: An Impasta
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will Let it go.
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry
Q: What did the pencile say to the other pencil?
A: your looking sharp.
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy
My Birthday Party at Bounce - by Phoebe Andonopoulos
On Saturday I went to Bounce for a birthday party. It was so much fun!
We had a guide lady for 1 hour and the other hour we could go wherever we wanted. So, for the 1st hour she showed us where to go and we played on the trampolines. We played dodge ball and netball on a trampoline and jumped on an airbag. When we were done jumping we got hotdogs and party packs and ate cake. Then we took photos and the party was over. I really enjoyed it!
We had a guide lady for 1 hour and the other hour we could go wherever we wanted. So, for the 1st hour she showed us where to go and we played on the trampolines. We played dodge ball and netball on a trampoline and jumped on an airbag. When we were done jumping we got hotdogs and party packs and ate cake. Then we took photos and the party was over. I really enjoyed it!
Monday, 6 March 2017
Homework Session Solutions - by Lisa Calitz
Too much homework?
Well, here are some solutions:Try and get everything done in class
If you are at a homework class, don't waste your time and daydream.
If you don't understand, ask the teacher that is supervising you for help.
Everyone sometimes gets a feeling where they think: "Ah, I will do it later."
Even I've had that feeling before, but I conquered the laziness, finished my homework and did whatever else I wanted for the rest of the day.
The same is with studying for tests. You think you know everything, waste your time on reading, TV or Xbox, then you end up regretting the time wasted. Procrastination is not the real joy. Getting top marks is!!
What would your mother prefer to hear:
"Sorry mom, I failed..."
OR
"Mom! Mom!! I got a 100%!!!"
QUICK QUIZ BY: BATHANDWA BHENGU
1. Who co-hosted the 16th Metro FM Awards with TV personality Somizi Mhlongo?
A: Khanyi Mbau B: Dineo Moeketsi C: Kelly Khumalo D: Nomzamo Mbatha
2. Which Nasty C song won song of the year at the Metro FM Awards?
A: Phases B: Juice Back C: Represent D: Hell Naw
3. Which celebrity’s daughter is Blue Ivy and is pregnant with twins?
A: Rihanna B: Beyoncé C: Nicki Minaj D: Miley Cyrus
4. What soapie plays at 20:00 on Mondays on channel 161(Mzansi Magic)?
A: Lockdown B: Uzalo C: The Queen D: Generations
5. What channel does Henry Danger play?
A: Disney Channel B: Nickelodeon C: Cartoon Network D: Boomerang
6. Who plays Cookie on Empire?
A: Janelle Monae B: Chrissy Teigen C: Taraji P. Henson D:Mimi Valdes
7. Which singer recently left the group Fifth Harmony?
A: Ally Brooke B: Camila Cabello C: Normani Kordei D: Lauren Jauregui
8: When is Black Coffee’s birthday?
A: 10 March B: 26 March C: 11 March D: 27 March
ANSWERS:
1a. 2d. 3b. 4a. 5b. 6c. 7b. 8c.
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