Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will Let it go.
Q: What do
lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A
towel.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry
Q: What did the pencile say to the other pencil?
A: your looking sharp.
Q: What
did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A:
Put a little boogey in it!
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was
framed.
Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A:
Guardians of the Galaxy
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