Monday, 13 March 2017

Jokes - by Bomzi Vokwana

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
 
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will Let it go.

Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!

Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry

Q: What did the pencile say to the other pencil?
A: your looking sharp.

Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.

Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy


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