Riddles by Maya Hattingh

Q: A one story house is pink, the roof is pink, walls are pink and the floor is pink, everything is pink. What colour are the stairs?
A: There are no stairs in that house.

Q: The Gautrain is going south and the wind is blowing north. Which way is the smoke going?
A: The Gautrain is not a steam train - there is no smoke.

Q: What question can you never answer YES to?
A: Are you asleep?

Q: What has eyes but cannot see, a tongue but cannot taste and a sole that that doesn't feel?
A: A Shoe.

Q: What is the best thing to put in a pie?
A: Your Teeth.

Q: What goes all the way up to the door but never enters?
A: The Steps.

Q: A very important man was flying on a plane. His security guard ran up to him and told him to get off the plane as he had a dream that this plane was going to crash. The man fired him immediately. Why?
A: He was sleeping on the job.