Q: Who is scared of wolves and swears?
A: Little Rude Riding Hood
Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In the River Bank
Q: What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?
A: A teapot
Q: I am tall when I'm young and short when I'm old, what am I?
A: A candle.
Q: Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A: To keep and eye on the mouse
Q: When do you put a frog in your sister's bed?
A: When you can't find a mouse.
Q: Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because roads weren't invented yet.
Q: What's the easiest way to get out of school?
A: To wait until Saturday.
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