Riddles and Jokes by Maya Hattingh and Amy Collins

A: What is a cat's favourite treat?
Q: Mice-cream.

A: What has eyes that cannot see?
Q: A potato.

A: What has eyes that cannot see, a tongue that cannot taste and a sole?
Q: A shoe.

A: I have a face and 2, sometimes 3 hands - what am I?
Q: A clock

A: Why did the boy eat his homework?
Q: The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

A: How many villains does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q: Two. One to do the job, and the other one to kill him and take credit for it.

A: Why did the cow cross the road?
Q: It was the chicken's day off.

A: You buy me to eat but never eat me. What a I?
Q: A plate.

A: I have three kittens named Mopsie, Topsie and Jill. What is their mother's name.
Q: Their mother's name is What.

A: What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot? 
Q: A carrot.