Q: What ends everything?
A: The letter G!
Q: What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?
A: Charcoal.
Q: No sooner spoken, than broken.
A: Silence.
Q: It speaks with a large tongue, it cannot breathe, for it has no lung. What is it?
A: A Bell!
Q: What did the Alien say to the petrol pump?
A: Take the finger out of your ear when I'm talking to you!
Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A STICK!
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