- Knock Knock!!!
- Who's there?
- Bacon.
- Bacon who?
- Bacon da cake for you!
Q: What type of bow can't you shoot?
A: A Rainbow
Q: How many monkeys does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hold it in place and the others to turn the monkey around.
Q: Why did the hungry man eat his computer?
A: He heard there were chips inside.
Q: Why are clowns never bored?
A: Because they are good at being occupied!
Two goblins walk into a bar and the one says "I want a goblet of beer!"
ENJOY!!!
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