Ways to annoy your older/younger siblings

• By Caitlyn Miller

Siblings can be very annoying, I should know I have an older brother who loves to annoy me.

Here are some tips on how to get back at your siblings!

1.       Ignore them when they talk to you. People hate being ignored so this will definitely annoy them.
2.       Follow them around and copy what they say in a squeaky high pitched voice.
3.       Steal their food during dinner when they are not looking.
4.       Bother them when they have friends over
5.       Start randomly singing in there room while they are trying to sleep
6.       Hide in there room and then jump out and scare them. Just be careful some older brothers might punch you in the face by reflex

While using these ideas try not to get in trouble

Thanks for reading!

What's your Element? by Gemma Penning, Nina Olivier and Amy Collins

Don't forget to keep count of your points!

What's your favourite colour?

RED=10 BLUE =20 GREY =30 GREEN =40

What's your favourite animal?

Swan =30, fox =20, crane =40, tortoise =10

What's your season?

Autumn =10, Spring =20, Winter =40, Summer =30

What's your flower?

Bluebell =30, Sunflower =20, Lilly =40, Daisy =10

What's your sport?

Swimming =30, tennis =20, basketball =40, athletics =10

=0-70

80-110

120-150

160-over

Toastmaster's Course - by Caitlyn Miller

In the First Term of this year, every Monday night for 8 weeks some of our GR7 students attended the toastmasters course.

We were taught how to do speeches in public without getting scared.

We had 4 main toastmasters who taught us a lot of interesting things and we had 2 of our English teachers there with us.

On the toastmasters gala evening everyone did a speech some of us did prepared and some of us did unprepared speech. I did an unprepared speech about school.

In the unprepared speeches I came second and Mahima came first. 

In prepared Tswelopele came second and John-Alexander came first. 

There was also a award for toastmaster of excellence which was awarded to...

ME!

We all got certificates for attendance.

We all worked very hard and had a lot of fun.

It was such a great opportunity to attend the toastmasters course!

To all the grade 6’s of PCS: "You should all attend the toastmasters course next year!"

The Night by Eric Olivier

The night is black, beautiful

The night is shining, white and yellow

It has no meaning

It does not need

The night is dark, mysterious

It’s cold and warm

Casting a spell

A spell of beauty

Beauty over the land

Every time I reach my hand

Trying to grab, pull and have

Though I cannot for I’m tied to the land

Never having but loving

That’s the night

It can’t be captured

Always in sight

The night is sleek, dark

But beautiful all the same

Puzzle Time by Luan Reyneke

1. Try say fifty words without the letter ‘A’ in 30 seconds.

Ø  Hard?

Ø  Difficult?

Ø  Really hard?

Ø  Mega hard?

Ø  Impossible?

Ø  Do you give up?

Ø  Here is a clue:

Ø  The clue is in the question.

Ø  Are you sure you give up?

Ø  Scroll down to see the trick.

Ø  No number from zero to nine hundred & ninety nine have the letter A in them. 

All you have to do is count from one to fifty: one, two, three, four, five…

Ø  Try it on your friends & family!

Jokes by Fae Rundle

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Amos

Amos who?

A mosquito

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Anna

Anna who?

Another mosquito

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Stilla

Stilla who?

Still another mosquito

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Yeta

Yeta who?

Yet another mosquito

What is a frogs favourite drink?

Croaka-Cola

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho cheese

How do elephants hide?

They paint their nails red and hide in the cherry trees

How many elephants can you fit in a mini?

Four, two in the front and two in the back

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge?

There is a footprint in the butter

How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge?

There are two footprints in the butter

How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?

There are three footprints in the butter

How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge?

There is a mini parked outside

How did Tarzan die?

Picking cherries

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiots’ house

Knock knock

Who’s there?

The chicken

Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food but no atmosphere

Which two letters of the alphabet are always jealous?

N-V

What do u call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the cliff?

Tequila

How do I feel when there is no more coffee left?

Depresso

What is Beethoven’s favourite fruit?

Bananana

Do you want to hear a joke about paper?

Never mind it’s tearable

The other day I put my car in reverse that story always takes me back

I can hear music coming out of my printer when will it stop jamming?

Where do sheep cut their hair?

The ba ba shop

A girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club but I have never met herbivore

Why was the lamp not heavy?

Because it is light

What does a baby computer call its father?

Data

I just bought myself a new blindfold but I can’t see myself wearing it

Do you want to hear a joke about construction?

Sorry I’m still working on it.

Riddles - by Luan Reyneke

Q:        It cannot be seen, it cannot be felt, it cannot be smelt, it cannot be heard. It is behind stars and under mountains. It fills empty holes. What is it?

A:        Darkness

Explanation – Darkness cannot be seen, felt, smelt or heard. It is dark behind stars, under mountains and in deep holes.

Q:        This thing all things devour. Birds, beasts and trees. It slays kings, ruins towns and beats high mountains down. What is it?

A:        Time

Explanation – As time passes, kings die, towns get ruined and mountains eventually get weathered away.

Q:        32 white horses on a red hill. First they stamp, then they clamp, then they stand still. What are they?

A:        Teeth

Explanation – There are 32 teeth in the human body. Teeth are white and our gums are red.

Q:        A box without hinges, key or lid. Yet golden treasure inside is hid. What is it?

A:        An egg

Explanation – You can’t open an egg without breaking it. An egg yolk is yellow which is similar to the colour gold.

Pick a number (any number) x 32 ÷ 104 x 2 x 18 ÷ 169 x 42 ÷ 359 x 0 + 18 + 25 – 1

Your answer is 42

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