Monday, 14 May 2018

Jokes by Fae Rundle


Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anna
Anna who?
Another mosquito

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Stilla
Stilla who?
Still another mosquito

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yeta
Yeta who?
Yet another mosquito

What is a frogs favourite drink?
Croaka-Cola

What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese

How do elephants hide?
They paint their nails red and hide in the cherry trees

How many elephants can you fit in a mini?
Four, two in the front and two in the back

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge?
There is a footprint in the butter

How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge?
There are two footprints in the butter

How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?
There are three footprints in the butter

How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge?
There is a mini parked outside

How did Tarzan die?
Picking cherries

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots’ house

Knock knock
Who’s there?
The chicken

Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere

Which two letters of the alphabet are always jealous?
N-V

What do u call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Carlos

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the cliff?
Tequila

How do I feel when there is no more coffee left?
Depresso

What is Beethoven’s favourite fruit?
Bananana

Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind it’s tearable

The other day I put my car in reverse that story always takes me back

I can hear music coming out of my printer when will it stop jamming?

Where do sheep cut their hair?
The ba ba shop

A girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club but I have never met herbivore

Why was the lamp not heavy?
Because it is light

What does a baby computer call its father?
Data

I just bought myself a new blindfold but I can’t see myself wearing it


Do you want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry I’m still working on it.



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