Knock
knock
Who’s
there?
Amos
Amos
who?
A
mosquito
Knock
knock
Who’s
there?
Anna
Anna
who?
Another
mosquito
Knock
knock
Who’s
there?
Stilla
Stilla
who?
Still
another mosquito
Knock
knock
Who’s
there?
Yeta
Yeta
who?
Yet
another mosquito
What
is a frogs favourite drink?
Croaka-Cola
What
do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho
cheese
How
do elephants hide?
They
paint their nails red and hide in the cherry trees
How
many elephants can you fit in a mini?
Four,
two in the front and two in the back
How
do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge?
There
is a footprint in the butter
How
do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge?
There
are two footprints in the butter
How
do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?
There
are three footprints in the butter
How
do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge?
There
is a mini parked outside
How
did Tarzan die?
Picking
cherries
Why
did the chicken cross the road?
To
get to the idiots’ house
Knock
knock
Who’s
there?
The
chicken
Have
you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great
food but no atmosphere
Which
two letters of the alphabet are always jealous?
N-V
What
do u call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Carlos
Why
did the Mexican throw his wife off the cliff?
Tequila
How
do I feel when there is no more coffee left?
Depresso
What
is Beethoven’s favourite fruit?
Bananana
Do
you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never
mind it’s tearable
The
other day I put my car in reverse that story always takes me back
I
can hear music coming out of my printer when will it stop jamming?
Where
do sheep cut their hair?
The
ba ba shop
A
girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club but I have never met
herbivore
Why
was the lamp not heavy?
Because
it is light
What
does a baby computer call its father?
Data
I
just bought myself a new blindfold but I can’t see myself wearing it
Do
you want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry
I’m still working on it.
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